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 The VRS 3000 is state-of-the-art software which takes in factual 
	information from the non-virgin, performs complex, rigorous 
	calculations, and through a process called virgination, finds the 
	algorithm needed to restore your virginity. Hard to believe?  It's 
	true!  A group of highly skilled 
	scientists set out on a multi-million dollar 
	research study that eventually led to a breakthrough in the 
	understanding of virginity. This 
	knowledge was then examined by a group of top computer scientists 
	who worked for six intense years on developing VRS 3000. The chief 
	developer, Dr. Rachel Kadarinsky Ph.D., led 
	the team to its victorious creation through numerous and often 
	painful prototypes.  The team worked on 36 hour shifts in a race 
	to complete the project within the allotted 6 year deadline.  
	Focusing on structure instead of content, the team managed to 
	created an incredibly efficient and compact software package.  VRS 
	3000 is programmed in endodecimal (base 11).  This unusual approach 
	to programming allowed the team to free themselves from their 
	logical thinking patterns and rise up to another celestial plane in 
	computer science.
 What was once a long and painful process, now takes seconds. VRS 
	3000 can and will change your life. What do you need to do?How will you know that you are a virgin 
	again?
 It's never too late to GET IT BACK! |